"Now that I have explained this question I will continue my work on world peace and understanding women."
A guy walking down the beach finds a bottle in the sand. Picks it up and brushes it off and low and behold out pops the genie. The genie say hey bud you got one wish and the guy replies "one, what happened to three?" The genie replies, "hey this is the new millennium you have one wish take it or leave it".
The guy thinks for a bit and says" I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but I am scared to death of flying and I get terrible sea sick. How about building me a bridge to Hawaii? The genie says " are you out of your mind? Think of the logistics here, several thousand miles, rest stops, hotels, gas stations, come on give me a realistic wish!!!"
The guy says, "OK,OK let me think a minute........ OK I want to know everything there is to know about women".
The genie is absolutely silent for a minute or so and then replies, " Ok do you want that 2 lanes or 4?"
