Once in a while the moderators allow a silly posting. Here's hoping this one survives.
I am wondering what is the wierdest thing someone has stolen from your store? Or how much effort someone put in to stealing something.
Such as a few years back someone actually crawled under a pickup and disassembled the rear axle to steal the case assembly. This involved jacking up the truck to slide the axles out. When finished they slid the axles back in place, put a small rock under the tire so it wouldn't roll and lowered the truck. We didn't know anything until someone tried to move the truck and it wouldn't "go". Looking under the truck we saw the drive shaft spinning, crawled under the rear bumper and saw the cover and all the "guts" gone.
Of course we have had the car on the ground missing all four wheels and tires.
Trucks missing tailgates.
Vettes and Camaros missing t-tops.
Even had one truck with the sliding rear window stolen - near the front of the lot.