Can I get your parts managers name? Sales calls

[gmsubparts]

Almost daily I get bugged with sales calls asking for my name, (usually so they can ship you something you didn't order with your name on it)
now I just say how can I help you until they hang up.

[aaron788]

I usually tell them to hold for the manager, and just leave them on hold until they give up. It gives me a little satisfaction the longer I waste their time.

[Richard]

I found out that now, most of the time, they go on your dealer's website to get the info.

[bluepart]

Still does them no good. I use the excuse of HAVING TO buy from RIM and they usually give up right then

[Denise Trimble]

IF I have time, I like to keep them on the phone as long as possible! I have actually kept some on so long, their manager has told them to cut me off because I am not buying, and they need to move on.
Of course, those times are few & far between, but ever so gratifying! Some of these things, I do for me.

[CTSVOWNER]

But what about your shop supplies? We can get you a free ******** if I open a new account. I'd like to buy lunch for your crew today. My answer... Please hold for our manager Tone, oh his first name is Dial

[tmundal]

"can you hold please" *get up, shut office door* "Sorry about that his name is" *air horn blast into the phone*

[possum]

I like that, beep beep.

[FixedManager]

As annoying as they are, sometimes days they are the highlight of my day. I can have fun with them without ever placing an order....

[Mike Nicholes]

give them the name of Mortimer Snerd and get the phone number of the nearest IRS office and give them that number.