"AS THE WORLD TURNS in the PARTS DEPARTMENT IN METRO DETROIT" PILOT
TYPICAL EXCHANGE WITH CUSTOMER:
Customer speaks: If I order this part with you when do you think it will be in?
Parts Consultant speaks: I don't know.
Customer thinking to himself : what is this guy stupid?
Customer speaks: What does that mean?
Part Consultant: When I order parts from certain warehouses in Michigan, they don't have the best tracking and I never know when I will receive these parts. They give me an ETA (estimated time of arrival),but that truthfully is a rough estimate. I am sorry. If I was pulling that off the shelf myself I could guarantee you will receive it in a timely manner.
Customer thinks to himself: I should have gone somewhere else, this guy is full of shit.
Customer speaks: That's kind of stupid. How can I get this part any quicker?
Parts Consultant: If you want it guaranteed you will have to pay an overnight fee, but that might be 2 days because GM sometimes can't process overnights in a timely manner, and what that really means is they have 24 hours to process that order. But in my experience it usually arrives next day, but if it does not you still pay for the overnight.
Customer speaks: Never mind I will go to the junkyard or Auto Zone.
Customer thinks to himself: Wow I think I am going to another dealer. I think that guy did not want to sell me a part.
IS THIS APPLY TO ANYONE?