by pjdevereaux2003 » Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:12 am
Two men enter the washroom at the Harvard-Princeton-Yale club. They use the facilities and one heads for the sink and soap and the other heads for the door. The first guy says, "Excuse me, sir, but at Harvard University, the oldest educational institution in America, they taught us to wash our hands after using the facilities."
The other guy replies, "Well, at Yale they taught us not to pee on our fingers."